Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis