Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

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What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.