Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

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What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

cantelope

What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

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What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.