The eyes, cause they di-late.
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Want to go out with me and Di tonight?
Romeo: New phone. Who dis
A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!
Chelsea.
Neighbor.
because he wanted to play minijerkoff.
Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)
She fell into a box of Ding Dongs
It said 2 to 4 years on the box.
Because they always bring boos.
They've only gotta invite one family
A puddle"
A puddle!
The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.
Sesame Street has an Oscar.
To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)
It saw a pikachu across the street.