Di Jokes

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

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Puddle Jokes More Puddle Jokes

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle"

What di you call a snowman in may?

A puddle!

Leonardo Di Caprio Jokes More Leonardo Di Caprio Jokes

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

He finally got it!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the book critic give The Road a bad review?

Too many plot holes.

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What moved less than Jenny McCarthy's forehead tonight?

Mariah Carey's mouth.

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

Oscar Joke Jokes More Oscar Joke Jokes

Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke?

Cause he just got it!

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

What's better than seeing a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.