Di Jokes

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

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Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common?

No Oscar!

What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees?

All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

Queen Bee Jokes More Queen Bee Jokes

What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

How do you spell "laughing out loud" by using binary?

1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1

How does an octopus make you laugh?

With ten-tickles

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

Ensure Jokes More Ensure Jokes

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!"

How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

How did the mystic respond when asked what he's doing tonight?

Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

What moved less than Jenny McCarthy's forehead tonight?

Mariah Carey's mouth.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.