Di Jokes

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

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Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

Chelsea Jokes More Chelsea Jokes

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips. :-)

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

Dodi Faye Jokes More Dodi Faye Jokes

What was Dodi Fayed's favorite state?

In Diana

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?