Di Jokes

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

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Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What does a neckbeard say when make him laugh?

You made m'laugh.

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

Leo Jokes More Leo Jokes

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo?

HanDicaprio. .

Steve Harvey Jokes More Steve Harvey Jokes

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

Leonardo Di Caprio Jokes More Leonardo Di Caprio Jokes

Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

He finally got it!

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

Queen Bee Jokes More Queen Bee Jokes

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.