Di Jokes

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

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What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

What was Dodi Fayed's favorite state?

In Diana

Puddle Jokes More Puddle Jokes

What di you call a snowman in may?

A puddle!

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle"

Queen Bee Jokes More Queen Bee Jokes

What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

How does the queen bee get around the hive?

She's throne.

Leonardo Di Caprio Jokes More Leonardo Di Caprio Jokes

Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

He finally got it!

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

Dive Jokes More Dive Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dove and a serpent?

A Christian...

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

Oscar Joke Jokes More Oscar Joke Jokes

Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

He finally got it!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?