How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

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What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

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How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

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What is a double-blind study?

Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.

What do mathematicians read for fun?

conics

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How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

Why do you never see Mexicans with acne?

They keep slipping off.