How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

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Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

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Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things, literally.

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

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Why did the police officer shoot himself in the face?

He had a black eye.

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

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What's a cats favorite thing to read?

A CATalog

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

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How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

Why do all blacks have acne?

Because they all have black heads.