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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

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How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

What's the Difference Between Guts and Balls?

Guts is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk meeting your wife at the door with a broom in her hand and asking her if she's still cleaning the house or going out for a ride. Balls is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk with lipstick all over your face and the scent of women's perfume all over you, meeting your wife at the door and stating, "You're next, chubby."

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What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe wan kenobi

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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Why do all blacks have acne?

Because they all have black heads.

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.