Bad Case Jokes

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

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Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe?

Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)

Bad Gas Jokes More Bad Gas Jokes

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Bad Idea Jokes More Bad Idea Jokes

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

Acne Jokes More Acne Jokes

Why do all blacks have acne?

Because they all have black heads.

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz?

Homo-cide

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

What's the difference between a baptist and a Presbyterian?

A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What's your phone number?

looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion