Bad Case Jokes

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

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Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?

Yellow

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

4th Jokes More 4th Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"