It is when the blind try to read your face
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
They always worry about the worst case!
Tequila, I'm looking at you.
Tequila mockingbird
May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.
Sulk.
Because the horse was too heavy to carry.
Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
Poe-etry
A: Text-us
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
A: It is usually still in the case.
putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
A leaf blower
Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"
