It is when the blind try to read your face
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They always worry about the worst case!
They keep slipping off.
Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"
I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
Tequila
Tequila.
He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....
You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
You tell your mom you're Sikh.
When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.
A: Text-us
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
Chernobyl fallout.
It's ill-eagle
