It is when the blind try to read your face
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They always worry about the worst case!
Tequila mocking bird
3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about
I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.
Because they all have black heads.
Fred.
Read a book, you dummies.
Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.
It's ill-eagle
Chernobyl fallout.
Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.
They're not infallible
Alarmed.
I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
A. So they can park in handicapped zones.
