What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

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How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist