What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

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What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

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Leave the plunger in the pot.

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It was an oakward experience.

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

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What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

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What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks !" Doctor: "Nine."

What did the doctor say to the airplane that has canser?

It's terminal.

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What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist