What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

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Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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Who's the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

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Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

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What kind of doctor is always on call?

An oncologist.

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist