What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

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What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

Why did Gigi leave the party angrily?

Because she's Hadid.

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Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

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What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

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Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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What kind of doctor is always on call?

An oncologist.

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist