What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

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How did the pig get to the hospital?

in a hambulance.

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

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What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

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Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

What kind of doctor is always on call?

An oncologist.