What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?

The hip Doctor!

What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

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What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

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Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

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What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

What kind of doctor is always on call?

An oncologist.