Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

Who is Bobby Long?

and why do all these reggae artists keep talking about wanting to burn him.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who are the most decent people in the hospital?

The ultrasound people.!! lol

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What do you call an aggresive white guy that over-acts in a movie?

A salty cracker with cheese.

What do you call a movie about artificial orange juice?

Pulp Fiction

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it?

Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood