Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

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What do you say to someone who talked about you behind your back?

You discussed me.

Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

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What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

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What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander