Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common?

They're still talking about what happened in 1982.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

A. The Ultrasound Guy

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you "so how good was the movie?

When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!