Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

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What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What is a stalkers favorite part of a hospital?

the I see you.

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a doctor for websites?

A URLologist

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

What do reindeer have that other animals don't have?

Baby reindeer