Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

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How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

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What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

What does a bee get at McDonalds ?

A humburger !

Poetry Jokes More Poetry Jokes

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.