Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

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What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

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What do you call someone who talks to others in public restrooms?

A urinarrator.

Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

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Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

What's worse than one bee?

Two bees. What's worse that two bees? Three bees. What's worse than three bees? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Four bees.

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Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

What is Little Finger's favorite thing about poetry?

Shtanzas"

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Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself?

Wax off