Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

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How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

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Why are people afraid to talk to black people?

Their scared they'll say something nigative

What's more impressive than the talking dragon?

A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!

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How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

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Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

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What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off