Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

What do prisoners use to talk to each other?

Cell phones.

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Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

Why Couldn't Anyone Understand The Mute Mathematician's?

They didn't speak sine language.