Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

How do you know you're talking to a sales guy?

He says "I'm not a sales guy".

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What language do they speak in Cuba ?

Cubic !

Why does Gru speak with an accent?

Because he's Arminion.