Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

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What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

What do you tell your wife with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

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What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

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Why Couldn't Anyone Understand The Mute Mathematician's?

They didn't speak sine language.

What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni