Why Couldn't Anyone Understand The Mute Mathematician's?

They didn't speak sine language.

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Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

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Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"