Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

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Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

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How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

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Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"