Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

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What's Chris Brown's favourite drink?

Punch

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

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Why did the dyslexic engineer fail college?

Because he didn't understand psychics.

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

What rating did Moody's give to the sheep?

BAAA

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"