Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

What is it called when one punches a stripper?

A hoedown!

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What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."