Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

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What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

Why don't White Elephants run?

because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"