Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

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Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

Who's there ! Buster ! Buster who ?

Buster tire can I use your phone !

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I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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Soviet Onions.

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A Soviet Reunion.

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Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

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In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

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Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.