Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

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Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

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How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

What kind of bee can never be understood?

A mumble-bee.

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

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What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

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Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.