Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

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What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

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Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

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Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

What's the loudest economic system?

CAPITALISM

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Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.