Capitalism Jokes

What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

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Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?

v2 Allah's Snackbar.

What's the loudest economic system?

CAPITALISM

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

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Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?

Because it's capital is always Dublin.

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

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Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

Dublin Jokes More Dublin Jokes

Why is Dublin the capital of Ireland?

Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.

Why Ireland so rich?

Because its capital is always Dublin.

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What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

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Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia?

It gives them an opportunity to .

What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity?

ON AN OPPORTUNITY

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What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

What's a mexicans favorite game?

Cross country.

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What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

Why doesn't Mr. Jinks babysit his brother's daughters?

He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!