Capitalism Jokes

What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

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Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?

v2 Allah's Snackbar.

What's the loudest economic system?

CAPITALISM

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

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