Capitalism Jokes

What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

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Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?

v2 Allah's Snackbar.

What's the loudest economic system?

CAPITALISM

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

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Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

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What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach

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How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash?

At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.

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What's his secret?

He's in a wheelchair

How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

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What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

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What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !