White Person Jokes

What's something a white person says a lot, but a black person never says?

Hi dad!

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How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

Why should you be scared of a white person in prison?

Because they are most certainly guilty.

What do you call a white person on fire?

A firecracker.

How do you offend a white person?

Tell them they can't make racist jokes.

How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach

What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person?

A wiener

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Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna?

Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe

What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

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What do you call a bird that lives underground ?

A mynah bird !

Where do clowns live?

In a Clown Hall.

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How do black people grow?

Their knee grows!

What do you call a food that turns black people on?

An -disiac.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

Firecracker Jokes More Firecracker Jokes

What do you call a white man on fire?

A firecracker!

What do you call it when you said a redneck on fire?

A firecracker

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

Why weren't there any black men in the trojan horse?

They couldn't fit.

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What's the best time of day?

The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.