Tell them they can't make racist jokes.
You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.
A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)
Hi dad!
Neapolitan.
A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.
Reasons to be offended.
Enough to make one President.
Write it down.
