You owe them an anthrapology
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Cover your ears with your hands
They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.
They always take things the wrong way.
Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended
Because the ends justify the memes
He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.
The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast
A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.
Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.
I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.
By telling them knock knock jokes!
A gun actually does something when triggered.
Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.
alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.
A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.
Reasons to be offended.
A: She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.
Tell them they can't make racist jokes.
There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it.
Miso sorry...
The cold shoulder.
When he's completely out of line
A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.
As a Canadian, this offends me.
Ouchwitz >say ouch when offended or in pain >Witz is the German word for joke >sounds like auschwitz
A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)
I missed you
FaZebook.
They are both over the counter strike
Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!
I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.
A receding hairline.
I'll post the punchline later.
Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming
Because seven is a six offender.
Because 7 is a registered six offender.
When it has metaphor.
The gun has only one trigger
I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!
A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)
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