What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

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What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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What is Josh Duggars favorite thing about 19 year olds?

There's 19 of them

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."