What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was Ke$ha arrested?

TiK ToK On The Clock

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

What do you call the 'n' in government?

CryptoN Only few will get this

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

Reality Jokes More Reality Jokes

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

Distract Jokes More Distract Jokes

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.