What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

What's a mouse's favourite record ?

Please cheese me !

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

How did Al Gore invent the Internet?

With Al-Gore-rithims

Reality Jokes More Reality Jokes

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

Distract Jokes More Distract Jokes

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*