What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

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How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

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What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

What is the most independent kind of cheese?

Prov alone.

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Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

Reality Jokes More Reality Jokes

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality