What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

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Why is everyone mad at Kim Davis?

Nobody in the government does their job.

What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

Reality Jokes More Reality Jokes

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

Distract Jokes More Distract Jokes

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.