What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

Previous Random Joke Next

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

Who's there ! Bologna ! Bologna who ?

Bologna & cheese !

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

Anorexic Jokes More Anorexic Jokes

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.