What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

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Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

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Forest gunk.

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Why are refugees bad at math?

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What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.