What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

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Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

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How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.