What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

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What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

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How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.