What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

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What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

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What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.

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What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

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How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

Debt Jokes More Debt Jokes

What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.