What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )

Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

Why is there such a big contrast between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?

Because they're different cultures.

What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

Lannister Jokes More Lannister Jokes

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Debt Jokes More Debt Jokes

What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

Why do Chemists have so much debt?

Because they have so much Antimony!