Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

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What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call the German word for Vaseline?

Derweinerslider

What do Germans and acetone have in common?

They are both good at removing the Polish!

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How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.