Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

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What does Batman put in his drink?

Just ice

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

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How do you say "bra" in german?

CUZITHODZITFOMFOPIN.

What do a WW2 German Soldier and an Animal Doctor have in common?

They're both Veteran-Arians (wah wah)

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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right