Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

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Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

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What do you call a German taking a shower?

A Showerkraut.

What do you call a German thief?

A Hamburglar.

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How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.