Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

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What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

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Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.