What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to good old-fashion soap?

Is it too basic?

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What did the hammer say to the drill?

You're too boring.

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.