He gets hammered and she gets nailed.
Because all proper tea is theft.
Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
You get a frostbite.
She peed her pants (read out loud)
A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"
Talk in your sleep.
Nailed it.
Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.
Because you said it was pound cake!
This is not a drill.
God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top