What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do black people drink during the Holiday Season?

Nignog

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

What did the hammer say to the drill?

You're too boring.

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.