Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

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What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.