Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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Why can't you trust an Adam?

They make up everything.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant