Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant