Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant