A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
It tastes better with jam.
A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.
Because all proper tea is theft.
He was lack toes and toddler ant
Deceased
WATER YOU DOING
Chernobyl fallout
Good buy.
Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...
You sit in your own pew
Yell bingo.
Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.
ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.
Ireland: More bars in more places
A landmine.
CuNO3!
To start some bacon
They get lots of Valenswines.
Usually they prefer to be called "officer"
A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.