What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to?

Deceased

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get a little old lady to say the "F" word?

Yell bingo.

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

Where did AT&ampT get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

Hog Jokes More Hog Jokes

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.