A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
A Golden Retriever can sing better.
A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.
Buds before suds, bro.
He had too much to drink before he went swimming!
No woman wears the same attire every year.
A tree feller.
So it would run faster!!
Self raising.
Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.
What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)
There is no F in way.
Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.
lowering the bar. or not to.
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.
They go Bar Hopping!...
A pig in a blanket.
Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.
In piggy banks.
Shelf-ish