A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.
A firm grip on the back of her head.
BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ
Maulbec
Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.
A: Desperate!
Because they're a diamond dozen
Whole Foods
Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog
because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.
Get another one to say bingo
Brownian Motion
It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.
A: To the moovies.
Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!
Because it came out of the pen.
A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.
They hog the Schwing set.
