A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"
The latter is a group of cunning runts.
Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!
1%
Do you mind getting out of my son.
Bob.
He wanted Mark Antony !
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
A baby with burst armbands.
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.
Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way". ... (there's no effin' way)
Pop,goes the weasel.
The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
TO SHLEEP! :D
A pig pen!
A hedgehog.
A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.
They hog the Schwing set.
