What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

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What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

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Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

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How do cows move in groups?

Si-MOO-taniously

What do you call a group of elephants?

A pack o'derms

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What is a short punchy statement?

Boxing Midgets.

What do call the two midgets who ran an impound lot?

Little Seizers

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Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmies?

He tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts.

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmys?

One is a cunning bunch of runts...

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What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.