What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.

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What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

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What's the difference between a group of midget engineers and a women's track team?

One is a group of cunning runts...

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4

Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate."

Woman Track Team Jokes More Woman Track Team Jokes

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmys?

One is a cunning bunch of runts...

What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

Cunning Runt Jokes More Cunning Runt Jokes

What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team?

One is a group of cunning runts.