What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest?

A progressive priest will give you a reach around.

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Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of fundamentalist mathematicians?

Al-Gebra

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

Woman Track Team Jokes More Woman Track Team Jokes

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmies?

He tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts.

What's the difference between a gang of pygmy's and a women's track team?

One is a Cunning group of Runts.....

Cunning Runt Jokes More Cunning Runt Jokes

What is the difference between a midget politician and syphilis?

One is a cunning runt.

Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.