What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

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What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

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What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

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What's an emo's favorite game?

Russian roulette, except with a full chamber.

What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

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How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

What do you call a Polish airplane?

A Jet-ski.