Because they can't spell toboggan.
They always end in a draw
So he could make ends meet!
The spelling Teehee
Because Noel.
A: So the cops can find the handles.
You put it in water
Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)
It's hard to find them in the snow.
Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.