Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'?

Because they can't spell toboggan.

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Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

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Why do all polish names end in SKI ?

They can't spell TOBOGGAN !

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)