How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

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When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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What sound does a Polish crow make?

Krakow

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Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

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How much for the horse tornado?

Sir, that's a carousel. I must have it.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.