How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

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What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

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They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

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What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

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Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

What is an army of blue babies on horseback called?

A navy infantry cavalry

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

How much for the horse tornado?

Sir, that's a carousel. I must have it.