How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

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What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit?

Premature Edraculation

Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

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What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

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Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

What do you call a Mackem thief who travels around on horseback?

A Ha'wayman.

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

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How much for the horse tornado?

Sir, that's a carousel. I must have it.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.