How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

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What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

What can you do if you don't like the Prelude in C Sharp Minor?

A: Turn Rachmanin off.

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Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

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Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.

What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name

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What is an army of blue babies on horseback called?

A navy infantry cavalry

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

How much for the horse tornado?

Sir, that's a carousel. I must have it.