How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

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Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit?

Premature Edraculation

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

How do you say "touchdown" in Polish?

Gronkowski

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What do you call a Mackem thief who travels around on horseback?

A Ha'wayman.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

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How much for the horse tornado?

Sir, that's a carousel. I must have it.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.