How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

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When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

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WMD40.

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What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

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You unplug it!

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

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What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

get off the merry-go-round! :)

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

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What do you call a Mackem thief who travels around on horseback?

A Ha'wayman.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.