How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

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Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

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Why do all polish names end in SKI ?

They can't spell TOBOGGAN !

What did the Cherokee-Polish couple name their firstborn?

Running Stupid

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

What do you call a Mackem thief who travels around on horseback?

A Ha'wayman.

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.