How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

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Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?

A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.

What do you call the shiniest people?

Polish

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

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What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

get off the merry-go-round! :)

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

What is an army of blue babies on horseback called?

A navy infantry cavalry

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.