What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

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Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.

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Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

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What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

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Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.