What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

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What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

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Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What do you call a Tungsten Holmium compound with a Doctorate?

Doctor WHo

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What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

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What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury