What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

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How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

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What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

What did the doctor call his new metal band?

Inflamed

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What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

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Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.