What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

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Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

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What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

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What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

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How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse?

She's the one with dirty knees.

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"