What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

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What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a Tungsten Holmium compound with a Doctorate?

Doctor WHo

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

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Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."