Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

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What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

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How about an autograph mate?

Sure." He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

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What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.