Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

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How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

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What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

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How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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What do you call a smart mexican?

Sherlock, Holmes.

What up Holmes?

Watson

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."