Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

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What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything

What do you call a Jamaican redditor?

Lemon

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.