Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

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Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

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What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"

Why, doc?

And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

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What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."