Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

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How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

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Why did the lemon go sour?

Because it had Lemon-Aids

What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine's embalming fluid.

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What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

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Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g