Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

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How does a Metal Wizard perform his spells?

He ChromeCasts. anDruid humor.

What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work?

Spell check!

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

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What's the art of having multiple personalities?

Acting

What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

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What do you call an emo on a hiking trip?

Cliffhanger.

How do you cut a Emo sandwich?

Trick question, it cuts itself.