What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

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Where do lemons go to jail?

Lemonworth

Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

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How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

Elderly Lady Jokes More Elderly Lady Jokes

How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo

What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid