What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

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How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

Elderly Lady Jokes More Elderly Lady Jokes

What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo