What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

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Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Elderly Lady Jokes More Elderly Lady Jokes

How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo

What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid