What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

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Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

What do you call a Jamaican redditor?

Lemon

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How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

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What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo