What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

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Where do lemons go to jail?

Lemonworth

What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

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How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo

What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid