What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

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What do you call it when a lemon jerks off her own brother until he chafes?

Inzest

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

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What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

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What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo