What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

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What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

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What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo