What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

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Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them?

They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

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What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo