What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

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Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?

He's staring at somebody else's shoes.

Elderly Lady Jokes More Elderly Lady Jokes

How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo

What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid