Elderly Lady Jokes

What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

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How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo

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What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.