Elderly Lady Jokes

What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

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How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo

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How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :