Elderly Lady Jokes

What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

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How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo

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What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

Where do lemons go to jail?

Lemonworth

What do you call it when a lemon jerks off her own brother until he chafes?

Inzest

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

F Jokes More F Jokes

Why did F'' (F double prime) have to go to the dentist?

It had concavities...

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud