Elderly Lady Jokes

What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

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How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo

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How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

F", for Fonzi. Duh.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them?

They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.

Bingo Jokes More Bingo Jokes

What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

Why are crocodiles brown and flat?

A: Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons.