Elderly Lady Jokes

What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

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How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo

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Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Bingo Jokes More Bingo Jokes

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade