What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.