What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ...

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?

He's staring at somebody else's shoes.