How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.

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How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

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How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

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What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face.

What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

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How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.