How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

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What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a light bulb!

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.

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Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.