How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.

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How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."

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How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

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Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

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How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.