How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?

Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.

How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

Libertarian Jokes More Libertarian Jokes

Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."