How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

What do Hillary and Bill have in common?

Both got screwed out of office

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?

It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

Libertarian Jokes More Libertarian Jokes

Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.