How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!

How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

Libertarian Jokes More Libertarian Jokes

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar