How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

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How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

How many sycophants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many do you want?

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How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

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How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

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How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster