Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

Black Tire Jokes More Black Tire Jokes

How do you know you're not a racist?

Only if you have four black tires and a color TV

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster