Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What are cats' natural predators?

Cars.

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do call the two midgets who ran an impound lot?

Little Seizers

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.

Black Tire Jokes More Black Tire Jokes

How do you know you're not a racist?

Only if you have four black tires and a color TV

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster