What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

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Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

What do you call someone who specializes in trains?

A trained professional

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

Philosophy Jokes More Philosophy Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

Nietzsche Jokes More Nietzsche Jokes

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

Nietzsche Market Jokes More Nietzsche Market Jokes

Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!