What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

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What should you do if you're cold?

Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

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What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

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Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Nietzsche Jokes More Nietzsche Jokes

Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

Nietzsche Market Jokes More Nietzsche Market Jokes

Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!