What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

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What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

winnie the Philosopooh

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Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

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What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.