Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.

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What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

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Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

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What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

What is the national vegetable of Germany?

What is the national vegetable of Germany?

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What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.