Christina Ricci.
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Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.
Because it ends with A-men
Hide their money in their bible.
To get to the other genocide.
It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.
When Jesus went up for the cross.
You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.
When Jesus cleared the temple.
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I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
Jesus going up for the cross!
The Bible
Respiridol
When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court
Because it's a Nietzsche Market.
Give them a bible
The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.
Because it's a pastor )
Samson he brought the house down !
A bible
When it's thrown from a short distance.
Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.
The Book of Job.
Lunch 11:35.
A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.
A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
The characters in this book are entirely fictional.
Fiction".
Holy smokes.
A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.
Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.
100% at short range
The Holy Braille!
Halo."
and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."
said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"
M'laundry."
Because Christian Baled
Poison by Christian Dior !
Because it was down hill!
A smell that keeps coming back!
On Tinder.
Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.
Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell
Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"
A: One strike, and they're out.
Tuesday.
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!
We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.
