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Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.
Because it ends with A-men
Hide their money in their bible.
To get to the other genocide.
It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.
When Jesus went up for the cross.
You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.
When Jesus cleared the temple.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
Jesus going up for the cross!
The Bible
Respiridol
When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court
Because it's a Nietzsche Market.
Give them a bible
The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.
Because it's a pastor )
Samson he brought the house down !
A bible
When it's thrown from a short distance.
Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.
The Book of Job.
Lunch 11:35.
A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.
A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
The characters in this book are entirely fictional.
Fiction".
Holy smokes.
A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.
Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.
100% at short range
The Holy Braille!
Windows update message asking you to restart your computer
Can I push your stool in?
he didn't want to show up for the finals
She got hit by a Bus.
A: When you help an old lemon across the street.
Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell
I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure
The second one !
So they can reach their head!
He web-slang
A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.
Math hue.
