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Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.
Because it ends with A-men
Hide their money in their bible.
To get to the other genocide.
It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.
When Jesus went up for the cross.
You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.
When Jesus cleared the temple.
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I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
Jesus going up for the cross!
The Bible
Respiridol
When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court
Because it's a Nietzsche Market.
Give them a bible
The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.
Because it's a pastor )
Samson he brought the house down !
A bible
When it's thrown from a short distance.
Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.
The Book of Job.
Lunch 11:35.
A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.
A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
The characters in this book are entirely fictional.
Fiction".
Holy smokes.
A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.
Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.
100% at short range
The Holy Braille!
Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.
A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!
Look mom, an angel!
An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!
Fine brothers
Put your money where your mount is!
You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.
Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..
Crammed in.
Because they'll steal all the green cards.
Rats!
What's fastest thing in the world?
Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second
He was a good conductor.
A: One strike, and they're out.
