What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

Temple Jokes More Temple Jokes

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

Clear Jokes More Clear Jokes

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game..?

Call B52!!

Reference Jokes More Reference Jokes

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

Vault Jokes More Vault Jokes

What's a vampire's favourite dance?

The vaults!

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.