What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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What would be Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun

What is black Jesus' favorite fruit?

Wine-er-melon

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What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

How accurate is the Bible?

100% at short range

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Why is eastern europe filled with strippers?

Because they like Poles.

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

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How many nuns are there in a temple?

Nun.

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

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How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

What does the Chinese Candy Crush Saga say..?

Clear all the Jerry!

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What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)

What is an emo's favorite note?

G ...get it EDIT:im not saying the reference

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What's a vampire's favourite dance?

The vaults!

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"