What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

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Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

How many nuns are there in a temple?

Nun.

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How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game..?

Call B52!!

What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter

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Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

What is an emo's favorite note?

G ...get it EDIT:im not saying the reference

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Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

What's a vampire's favourite dance?

The vaults!