What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

How do you tell if your Billy Idol fan girlfriend has a Three Stooges fetish?

In the midnight hour she cried "Moe! Moe! Moe!"

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after