What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.