What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

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What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

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Why why why after all these years?

They say "We were waiting for the children to die."

Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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A zebra.

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What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.