What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

Beyonce Jokes More Beyonce Jokes

Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage?

Feyonce