Why do postmen carry letters?

Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.

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Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

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How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare mail!

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

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What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.