Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

How many dogs does it take to change a tampon?

26

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Why is E the only good letter?

Because every other letter is not E!

What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

Postman Jokes More Postman Jokes

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.