Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?
The tomato is red.
Because it is the capital of England.
She wants the D.
A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.
When they are read.
Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.
Because he was in first place.
A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.
He wanted to check his e-mail.