When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

A: There are more ducks on that side.

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What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

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A pair of ducks.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What is the question?

Does Wagner begin with a "V"